Girls With Slingshots

Hey, I completely forgot to tell you guys that I’ll be at Katsucon in National Harbor (just south of Washington, DC) THIS WEEKEND with none other than Randy Milholland! Those cat girls won’t know what hit ‘em.

Table hours are a bit open-ended, so here’s when you can find me at my booth:

Friday: 3-6 pm
Saturday: 10-5 pm
Sunday: 12-3 pm

And here are the panels I’m doing!

Friday: 10-11 pm (in the Live 3 room): Q&A with Danielle

Saturday: 8:45-10:30 pm (in the Workshops room): Webcomics Are Really Business with Randy!

Sunday: 11 am -12 pm (in the Live 2 room): All Webcomics Panel

Here’s the schedule page if you’re interested.

I’m bringing books, lots of McPedro plushies (!!!!!) and probably a few prints and originals. Be sure to drop by if you’re there!

Hey, remember those Ghost Kitty and McPedro shirts we just started selling? (If you in fact do not know, then go look!)

We’re looking for some great (and clear!) customer photos of people in our shirts for in-house ads! If you’ve got a shirt and would like to send in a photo of yourself (or someone else) in said shirt, and wouldn’t mind being seen on the website every so often, I would love to see it!

Send your photos to me at girlswithslingshots@gmail.com and maybe you’ll see it on the site someday. And then you can tell everyone you’re famous on the Internet. :)

C’mon, Hazel, you knew exactly what Mimi was talking about. Look at those Cetacean eyes.

Hey, so I have another review for those of you who enjoy the more vibrateable things in life! If you’re not one of those people, put on your earmuffs.

I know I’ve been a little Jimmyjane-centric with these reviews so far, but their products have been blowing me away, so Jimmyjane it is! Hello, Form 3.

It’s like the most natural progression after my Form 2 review. I mean, besides numerically. The Form 2 (henceforth known as my BFF) is the one with the pair of vibrators nestled in a set of handsome bunny-rabbit ears (what is it with girls and bunnies?), and offers a pretty intense amount of vibration. It’s… it’s like a difficult video game, but one that you can’t put down.

I still don’t think I’ve set it to its highest setting. I’m okay with waiting, but… it may be awhile before I beat this game. I’m afraid of this happening.

So that’s where the Form 3 comes in. I was warned that it’s “more subtle” and I might not be as into it. So I tried it and… yes, the first setting is sweet, and soft. Perfect for a more sensitive gal. It reminded me of… high school. Y’know, when you only felt comfortable diddling yourself through clothes? (God bless the return of corduroys!) It was like that.

Oh, BUT! I forgot that it has 5 power levels, just like the Form 2! So: no no no, this lovely item is not incapable of making a girl squirm with glee. It’s just that the Form 3 is very considerate, and likes to start off slow. It doesn’t want to scare you off, it wants to be your friend first. Look! It’s shaped like a tongue. A tongue that feeds you poetry and cake. Because that’s what tongues do.

So if you’re the kind of girl who just wants a little extra hell-yeah on her buzz-button – without the intensity of a palm sander (my favorite!) – this is the perfect gift for you. Oh, and the center is flexible! Look!

So here are the same stats I gave the Form 2, ’cause they’re all the same:

So there you have it! Ladies, sensitive ladies, this little at-first-you-think-it’s-gay-but-turns-out-it-really-likes-girls toy is just for you.

One more note! This is… well, this is a little personal, so ladies, come in close. WE’RE JUST TALKING ABOUT LIP GLOSS, BOYS, GO AWAY.

Are some of you, like… a little scared of stuffing a gigantic toy up your hoo-hah? This time “hoo-hah” means “vagina.” Yeah? Okay, some ladies only like ‘em big when they’re attached to a human being. I get it. I get you. Maybe you want a nice little “I’m inside of you but don’t be scared” toy for penetration, yeah?

This is a good toy for that. You don’t have to use a vibrator JUST for external stimulation! You can let our little friend Form 3 play doctor with you. It’s small enough that it won’t freak you out, but big and vibrate-y enough to be like “Hey, I’m in here! I love it in here, you taste like candy and you’re the perfect size and I love you.” Just what you wanted to hear, right? Right.

And PS, hey, everyone! I can’t reiterate enough: ONLY use water-based lubes with silicone toys! Unless you like fuckin’ a stick covered in superglue. (I’m sure that’s a kink, but I’m not looking it up this time!)