I'm not calling you a ho, eastern Maryland, but I AM gonna be inside of you H'OOOHH I'm sorry I did graduate from ho jokes over a decade ago but I lost my diploma.
If you're near or even if you're not near Washington College, c'mon out to the Rose O'Neill Literary House for a free (yeah, free!) open-to-the-public (you!) lecture featuring yours truly, from 4:30 to like, 5:30 or so, next Tuesday! (Forgot to mention the day when I first posted this, woops!) I'll be selling books and doing little sketches and such afterwards, as well! Come ask a question and say hello!