There's no way to explain to Hazel that knowing safe sex practices between lesbians does not make a person a lesbian.

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I don't know where Hazel comes up with this stuff but I suspect it has something to do with me making these comics at like 3 am every night.

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Hazel might be a professional word-user, but she might also be unqualified to have sex with multiple partners.

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Hazel didn't include her high school on the resume she submitted to the Daily Tribune, and Thea always wondered...

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It didn't occur to me until now that McPedro could be referring to HIS potential fetish, or Sprinkles's potential fetish.

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The kittens never adopted their crazy human aunts' names for them, but they did answer to whatever they called them.

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I was about to say "Imagine Hazel in sales" and then realized she's had sales jobs for half of the series.

Imagine Hazel selling something she doesn't want to sell.

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This comic needs a few more panels. 

Panel 5

Thea: "I can't believe you're not wearing underwear!"
Angel: "No, look at-- wait, hang on..."

Panel 6
Angel puts her feet in a pair of stirrups and lifts them up toward her shoulders

Panel 7

Thea: "OH MY GOD."

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They must not have claws, either, because I don't even wanna think about the effect of kitten claws on eyelids and how fast Hazel would've thrown them out the window.

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Hazel only notices when there's something to complain about, you see.

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I hate to think that Hazel was carrying that damp check in her hand all morning. In her pocket might be worse, though.

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He's actually doing pretty good for a cat-dad.

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Once in a blue moon, Hazel surprises me.

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I REPEAT, IT'S CUTE.

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Just as I'd hoped I'd written. /:)

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I genuinely do not remember who's behind that door and I'm looking forward to being surprised by my own storytelling from 16 years ago.

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Jamie's very resourceful.

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**Tuesday's strip was accidentally posted on the wrong day, apologies! CLICK HERE for the end of Monday's story arc!!

BOOBQUAKE!! Who remembers Boobquake?!

Even better, who remembers its founder, the person who initiated the Boobquake experiment? Well, there's a photo of them on the Wiki page, but they now go by Jey McCreight and seems to be living their best life!

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PSA: you can not get an STI in your heart, but you can bruise it.

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**AAHH sorry, this went up on the wrong day and you may have missed it! Hope some of you catch it before moving on to the next strip!**

PSA: a) this is not the only way lesbians get STIs, and b) this is not the only way lesbians have sex.

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