I'm not sure how "chick with a wang" would go over these days, but in context, and coming from Mimi's perspective, it seems to fit. Apologies if this made you bristle, though, I understand!
Tomorrow's comic is still (very) dick-centered, in case you'd like to skip it, but it's all cis-dick rhetoric.
Generally speaking, if your lifestyle is different than Darren or Mimi's, you'd be wise to avoid talking like Darren or Mimi. And as a rule, never talk like Hazel, good lord.
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