THE SCALLOPS HAVE EYES
Posted May 15, 2015 at 01:09 am
I was always a little proud of that "doesn't resemble widdle baby animals" part.
Special thanks (thanks? Is that really the word I want here?) to Caiti for informing me that SCALLOPS ACTUALLY DO HAVE EYES AND THEY ARE TERRIFYING.
In my defense, I did research this (briefly) before I posted it ten years ago, but 2005 Google wasn't the behemoth of a search engine that 2015 Google is. And did we even have Wikipedia?
*literally wikipedias "Wikipedia"*
Huh. It did. My bad!
My apologies to scallops everywhere.
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