Padme from Episode BOOOOOBS
Posted May 26, 2015 at 10:54 pm

I find it amusing that Hazel thinks someone has to have boobs in order to hold up an outfit that would stay in place better on a completely flat chest.

(Good gravy Natalie Portman's eyebrows are ON. POINT.)

I also find it amusing that I wrote about Episode II even though I'm pretty sure I gave up watching the "new" Star Wars movies after Episode I. I was pretty oblivious to new films at that (particularly broke) point in my life, and Internet ads weren't remotely as invasive back then as they are now, so I can only guess that someone MADE ME watch the trailer.

Who the fuck is that green guy? Did I make that up? 


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Danielle likes to read...

New faves!!

Underpants and Overbites
My Giant Nerd Boyfriend
Up and Out
Alison and her Rock Awesome Robot
Kevin Budnik's autobio comics


Questionable Content
Something Positive
Dumbing of Age
Diesel Sweeties
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Johnny Wander
Octopus Pie
That Deaf Guy
Sufficiently Remarkable
Blaster Nation
Ramen Empire
Jump Rope
Outlander Man

Too Sexy For Work!
Chester 5000 (too sexy for work!)

Oh Joy Sex Toy (also too sexy!)
The Rock Cocks (careful: sexy!)

Finished, but worth re-reading!
The Bad Chemicals
Cul de Sac 

I also love the podcast My Brother My Brother And Me!

My old pal R. Stevens and I used to do a podcast called Coffee and Cider! It was mostly about being work-obsessed idiots and human beings who like beverages and have cats.