I was tempted to fix that catheter-like word balloon solution I created in the last panel, but I figured it'd be a good example of what not to do.
Aspiring cartoonists! Don't do that shit!
Also, aspiring roommate-daters! Don't do that shit either, that is just a recipe for drama you fools!
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