Kinda wanna see them in a Disney movie, tbh. Jamie would make the most bisexual, unfiltered Princess. Hazel would be her Best Frenemy, a hermit who lives in a castle tower that only Jamie has the key to (Villain Hazel's too lazy to change the lock, and besides, although she hides it, she likes the company). 

Anyway, here's the chaser post for this one!